I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
June 2013
but seriously why can’t platonic kissing be a thing
like if i could tell me friend “hey i’m upset” and they gave me a smooch and played with my hair while watching a movie that’d just be the best
it’d definietly cheer me up like woah thank u
why does it need to have a romantic connotation why does it have to make things weird it’s just friends kissing that shouldn’t be weird so why is it
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*puts a message in a bottle and farts in it* *throws it into the ocean*
the year is is 3234. a man opens the bottle and shivers as he reads “he who smelt it dealt it”
“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.”
—Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via qodless)